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Velma Season 2 is an Abomination | Complete Review
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Velma season 2 is terrible. Join me for an analysis and review of this horrible show, now streaming on MAX.
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Rebel Moon 2 Is The Worst Movie Of The Year
Просмотров 102 тыс.14 дней назад
Go to my sponsor Aura at aura.com/MovieCynic to get a 14 day free trial and see if your personal information has been leaked online. Rebel Moon part 2 is a movie I don’t regret watching because I got to make this video about it. But if you’re simply looking for something to watch, Rebel Moon 2 isn’t it. After spending the week discussing the movie on BSUP and Critical Drinker’s Open Bar, it’s t...
How Virtue Signaling Killed Hollywood
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Godzilla x Kong Is F***ing Stupid
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Thanks to Bespoke Post for sponsoring this video! New subscribers get a free mystery gift with your first membership purchase - go to bespokepost.com/tmcgift and enter code TMCGIFT at checkout. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is a step back in quality with a giant leap into the absurd. Fans clearly disagree but either way, it’s good to see Godzilla thriving 70 years later. Time Stamps: 0:00 | “...
Damsel Is An Actual Embarrassment
Просмотров 140 тыс.Месяц назад
Go to my sponsor Aura at aura.com/MovieCynic to get a 14 day free trial and see if your personal information has been leaked online. :: Damsel Is A Bad Joke :: Damsel from Netflix is absolutely atrocious. I can’t believe this movie got made, but here we are all the same. Join me for a review and story breakdown. :: Second Channel and Blue Room Archive:: Movie Cynic After Dark | @moviecynicafter...
Why Sony’s Spider-Man Universe Sucks
Просмотров 67 тыс.2 месяца назад
Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/MOVIECYNIC to get a special offer. Join me as I break down where Sony went wrong with their never-ending Spider-Man universe, as they seem destined to hold the rights to make Spider-Man movies forever… no matter how horrible those movies are. :: Time Stamps :: 0:00 | Sony’s stuck in the 2000s 01:19 | Quality… *what* quality? 02:52 | D...
Madame Web - God Tier Garbage
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Go to my sponsor Aura at aura.com/MovieCynic to get a 14 day free trial and see if your personal information has been leaked online. -Well…- Madame Web is a terrible movie. Join me for a breakdown. -Second Channel- Movie Cynic After Dark | youtube.com/@moviecynicafterdark -BSUP Archive Channel- BSUP Archives | youtube.com/@BSUPyt -Friends- The Little Platoon | @TheLittlePlatoon Mr. Brown Allian...
Deadpool & Wolverine Can’t Save The MCU
Просмотров 141 тыс.3 месяца назад
Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/MOVIECYNIC to get a special offer. Deadpool & Wolverine Won't Save The MCU :: The trailer for Deadpool 3, now named Deadpool & Wolverine, dropped earlier this week. It looks like a Deadpool movie, so it'll most likely be successful... But there's no way it'll pull the entire MCU back to former box office dominance. -Second Channel- Mo...
MCU Phase Five Sucks | Part 1
Просмотров 295 тыс.3 месяца назад
Click betterhelp.com/moviecynic for 10% off your first month of therapy with our sponsor BetterHelp. Join over 4 million people who’ve met with a therapist on BetterHelp and start living a healthier, happier life. -MCU Phase Five Sucks- The Marvel Cinematic Universe’s fifth phase hasn’t been any better than its fourth. In fact, it might be worse despite a winner in Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 3...
The Year Disney Imploded
Просмотров 132 тыс.3 месяца назад
Rokid AR Glasses can be found at: Amazon: allsha.re/a/MMYmygPZiTZ Rokid Official Website: allsha.re/a/oqAYaSrBUvB -The Year Disney Imploded- The end of 2023 wasn’t kind to Disney. Financially, the company had one its worst years in memory. After a decade of dominance, the box office totals of The Marvels and Wish said it loud and clear: their movies and television arm are a mess. -Time Stamps- ...
They’re Hellbent On Killing Star Wars
Просмотров 132 тыс.4 месяца назад
Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/MOVIECYNIC to get a special offer. -They’re Hellbent On Killing Star Wars- Disney and Lucasfilm seem destined to destroy the Star Wars franchise, continuing to run it into the ground with the Rey movie announcement. -Second Channel- Movie Cynic After Dark | youtube.com/@moviecynicafterdark -BSUP Archive Channel- BSUP Archives | youtub...
How Godzilla Minus One Nuked Hollywood
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Thanks to Harry’s for sponsoring! Redeem a Harry’s Trial Set for just $5 when you go to harrys.com/moviecynic -Minus One- Godzilla stomps into cinemas this holiday season for the 38th time, and it’s not only his best film ever, it’s simply the best film of 2023. It obliterates major Hollywood productions that had fifteen times the budget: The MCU, DCU, and the Legendary MonsterVerse itself coul...
Death Of The Hollywood Blockbuster
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Go to my sponsor aura.com/MovieCynic to get a 14 day free trial and see if your personal information has been leaked online. Death Of The Hollywood Blockbuster Hollywood had a number of ups and downs in 2023, and there are a lot of factors contributing to that. Why did so many movies bomb this year? Why are theaters closing around the US? Let’s take a look in this video essay. -Second Channel- ...
When Stars Destroy Their Own Careers
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Use code CYNIC at checkout at this link for up to 55% off at Ekster: partner.ekster.com/themoviecynic -Stars Who Destroyed Their Own Careers- There are a number of ways celebrities have ruined their career. This video essay takes a look at how a few movie stars constantly get in their own way, including The Marvels and MCU’s Brie Larson, Snow White’s Rachel Zegler, and the Scream franchise’s (f...
The Marvels - Absolutely Pathetic
Просмотров 749 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/MOVIECYNIC to get a special offer. ::The Marvels - Absolutely Pathetic:: The latest offering from Disney and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Marvels is exactly what we knew it would be: bad. This should be surprising to absolutely no one, but let’s take a look at what we got. Join me for a review. -Time Stamps- 0:00 - … Yikes 0:37 ...
Modern Media’s Obsession With Body Positivity
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Modern Media’s Obsession With Body Positivity
Nobody Cares About Your C-List Heroes
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Nobody Cares About Your C-List Heroes
The DCU Is Already A Disaster
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The DCU Is Already A Disaster
The MCU Is A Joke
Просмотров 835 тыс.8 месяцев назад
The MCU Is A Joke
Blue Beetle - Absolutely Not
Просмотров 195 тыс.8 месяцев назад
Blue Beetle - Absolutely Not
Secret Invasion - What A Piece Of S***
Просмотров 614 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Secret Invasion - What A Piece Of S
Barbie Is The Greatest Film Ever Made
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Barbie Is The Greatest Film Ever Made
Disney - Death Of An Empire
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Disney - Death Of An Empire
Mission: Impossible 7 - Fun AF
Просмотров 76 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Mission: Impossible 7 - Fun AF
Indiana Jones 5 Is A Crime Against Cinema
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Indiana Jones 5 Is A Crime Against Cinema
The Flash - Actual Brain Rot With A Bit Of Heart
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The Flash - Actual Brain Rot With A Bit Of Heart
Rings Of Power Sucked | The Ultimate Review
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Rings Of Power Sucked | The Ultimate Review
Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts - Nope
Просмотров 186 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts - Nope
Little Mermaid - The Most Important Film Ever Made
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Little Mermaid - The Most Important Film Ever Made
Cleopatra And The Shield Of Racism
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Cleopatra And The Shield Of Racism

Комментарии

  • @Devil-Made
    @Devil-Made 11 часов назад

    Amen. This disaster of a movie destroyed whatever goodwill I had in movie studios in general. I actually used to think - as a wee lad - that film studios knew what’s best. God, I was a stupid ass. Almost as stupid as the multitudes of people who worked - hard - to make this movie a reality. It’s truly mind boggling.

  • @TheJas20
    @TheJas20 11 часов назад

    Oy, vey!

  • @mattharrison2330
    @mattharrison2330 11 часов назад

    Diverse cast yet still stars a white woman. So brave. If they were truly brave Big Gal would've been played by a trans, half Chinese, half Nigerian, little person w/down syndrome who's lost the use of their legs due to police brutality and capitalist greed.... What? I said "they"

  • @LongDongJohnson0705
    @LongDongJohnson0705 12 часов назад

    Bet that Thor movie left bad taste in bales mouth which is a shame because doubt he'll do anything similar again nor will other artiste, upper tier type actors

  • @LongDongJohnson0705
    @LongDongJohnson0705 12 часов назад

    "Lady blood" lol, that alone was worthy of a sub, but great vid all around...got my sub. I'd like to start movie critic channel if it's not an already over saturated genre

  • @PatrickBergensen-kali-yuga2005
    @PatrickBergensen-kali-yuga2005 12 часов назад

    Americans on their way to ruin every Franchise 🥰🥰

  • @richiesflicks
    @richiesflicks 12 часов назад

    You know what. This movie is so bad that I could not finish your video lol. Not worth the trouble of recapping what’s so bad about it. Didn’t care to remember how bad it is lol. Hope that makes sense 😅

  • @Rad9000
    @Rad9000 13 часов назад

    Thanks for taking the bullet, MC, for all of us.

  • @REfan2002
    @REfan2002 13 часов назад

    Perhaps we judged Scrappy too harshly.

  • @anthonydaniel1727
    @anthonydaniel1727 14 часов назад

    I thought that they would introduce Scooby as a new student, coming from a group not yet represented, a Latin-X - and this one identifies as a dog and wears a furries costume

  • @onequickthing8950
    @onequickthing8950 14 часов назад

    I saw Black Panther in a matinee full of black boys between the ages of 6 and 14 and they lost their mind. I though it was ok, but that theater experience drove home the point that it didn't really matter what i thought, it was made for those kids. Then they gender swapped it. Now i'm an old man. When Hollywood steals my heroes and turns them into snarky condescending women with no self awareness, i troll some feminists and move on with my life. But to do that to a bunch of little boys is cruel and unforgivable. Give little girls their own heroes, don't poach them from boys

  • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
    @chesterfieldthe3rd929 14 часов назад

    Whoever made this should be in prison. Any kids who watched this are going to therapy.

  • @onequickthing8950
    @onequickthing8950 14 часов назад

    C'mon. Jordan Peterson wouldn't be upset by boys covered in poop. On the contrary...

  • @JamesDGoins
    @JamesDGoins 14 часов назад

    You do realize both seasons were made at the same time, so no where did they actually change it.

  • @X_XD
    @X_XD 14 часов назад

    Bro,they should’ve just hired me… Actually never mind,I’d get fired in 5 seconds for disagreeing with everyone. Completely unrelated to Velma,here’s a funny joke,You know why I hate 9/11 jokes so much? Because all they do is crash and burn.

  • @TheDiscoGenre
    @TheDiscoGenre 15 часов назад

    Scrappy-Doo did nothing wrong. That said I wish more people read Scooby-Doo Apocalypse; it is one of the few things that used Scrappy in a non-malicious way and he wasn't annoying.

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 15 часов назад

    I usually avoid critics that lean conservatively but Velma and the dogwater creators of it give as bad a name to liberals as the triggered feminist compilations of the 2010s so dog on these bitches. Velma is fucking sad, wish season 1 never happened and wish season 2 somehow got canned. Oh boy, another pride community member, if only (as you said) they weren't the 20th fucking character like that. I wish the woke dipshits could just write characters that happen to be this or that, rather than making them all stereotypical this or that characters... If you met someone who enjoyed Velma, please tell me they're dead.

  • @OrangeManGood2024
    @OrangeManGood2024 15 часов назад

    "They" has ALWAYS been and, will ALWAYS be PLURAL, period. You can't expect to be taken seriously if 9-year-old children are constantly correcting your grammar.

  • @CommanderOfTheSun
    @CommanderOfTheSun 15 часов назад

    Thanks for hate watching... now we'll get a third season.

  • @onequickthing8950
    @onequickthing8950 15 часов назад

    General consensus is redundant. All consensuses are general. There is no such thing as a specific consensus, it's an oxymoron.

  • @ShopperKungVtuber
    @ShopperKungVtuber 15 часов назад

    i can't believe Zach make the worst trope of "i killing everyone except the last boss because that make me bad like you" to the next level so Korra kill little girl shoot the guard but refuse to shoot the one guy that betray her because that make her bad just like them. goddamn this is even worst like the scene can be the bad guy shoot little girl and blame Korra and it just same impact story and make Korra look like a good person more but nope Zack want Korra to shoot her well yeah little girl not dead so it doesn't count but she chose to shoot her tho

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 16 часов назад

    Scrappy Doo murdering Velma is the high point of the series for sure. It is also, if we're lucky, the point both the series and Mindy Kaling's career will end on. Mindy Kaling is literally a caricature of the worst traits of the 'woke' mob. She's a racist, sexist piece of garbage who thinks it's fine and funny as long as the people she hates are white or male.

  • @bobbyreports
    @bobbyreports 16 часов назад

    if you dont watch this for the advertised content, you gotta at least watch it for the Shaggy impression lol 9:29

  • @Sillybeanz
    @Sillybeanz 16 часов назад

    inclusivity by not including the majority

  • @riordian2
    @riordian2 17 часов назад

    people are acting liek the first two godzillas werent good movies without being a shitty thor ragnarok wannabie lol it is waaay fucking worse than the rest of the series and no idea why acoustics are mad in the comments

  • @Torquemada-su1cn
    @Torquemada-su1cn 17 часов назад

    Lots of stars came out in support of Spacey today, after that daft Channel 4 'investigation', asking why he's not back in the movies already

  • @chaddfrancis2179
    @chaddfrancis2179 17 часов назад

    That Shaggy part.😂😂

  • @dylanphilpott8698
    @dylanphilpott8698 17 часов назад

    As a die hard Freddy Jones and always sunny fan, I can’t believe they killed my spirit by combining them

  • @motherplayer
    @motherplayer 17 часов назад

    I like that you get to the real meat and bones as to why this show doesn't work (For me, at least) in that it's sense of humor is terrible. If it's not being crass and shocky, it's trying desperately to use social talking points to try and felicitate laughs along with some attempt at "We feel your pain" reliability that they hope at least gets them good in with the critics and minority and women watchers, and I feel the latter is a bit cynical in how it approaches it.

  • @Bthakilla4rilla
    @Bthakilla4rilla 17 часов назад

    So why exactly is almost every character gay when less than 10% of the US population is LGBT? Seems like overrepresentation.

  • @seebarnes6588
    @seebarnes6588 17 часов назад

    Nailed it man

  • @charlescaine6022
    @charlescaine6022 17 часов назад

    Which show is worse Velma or 2024 season of True Crime?

  • @whothef4900
    @whothef4900 18 часов назад

    Did they steal Avacados scooby idea and apply it to scrappy? There is no way they didnt

  • @omidahmad7726
    @omidahmad7726 18 часов назад

    The Movie Cynic 👍

  • @LazyAlternativeBrat
    @LazyAlternativeBrat 18 часов назад

    Something I feel like Hollywood missed out on was the opportunity to have Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus 1 come out together and do that double feature so many people did with Barbie and Oppenheimer, considering the overlap in themes regarding the ethics and consequences of nuclear weapons. like imagine; you just come out of the theater watching the story of this scientist who thought he was above everyone, blinded by his own ego, only to live with the consequences of his own actions for the rest of his life after seeing the weapon of mass destruction he created, then to cheer you up, you decide to watch Minus One thinking that its just another monster movie, only to be left speechless by the consequences of the aforementioned person's creation as it reaps destruction to a country trying to rebuild itself after a horrible war....then again, that would be one hell of an existential experience

  • @mfundi
    @mfundi 18 часов назад

    The show is bad yeah and I agree but so is every other Scooby Doo show that is dropped every single year. I have to wonder why y’all care about this one so much specifically. 😊

  • @rellbandoo6572
    @rellbandoo6572 18 часов назад

    How much did you pay shaggy for the quick vocal appearance???

  • @GOPSlayer
    @GOPSlayer 18 часов назад

    As a lib, I hate Velma.

  • @Devil-Made
    @Devil-Made 18 часов назад

    I’m glad I found your channel. For a “Drinker-adjacent” channel, I really appreciate the honest and intelligent mindset you have when approaching these films. I’ll support when I can!

  • @porg-fv8vi
    @porg-fv8vi 19 часов назад

    Everyone in the world virtue singles on some level. Virtue singling just means you are displaying your values and beliefs. For example, i could wear a panther football shirt that would single that my belief is that tbeirna good football team. You could have a flag,sign,tattoo, or bumper sticker of a politician, and that is displaying your values, even sign about religion are a form of virtue singling. Getting mad at it is very stupid. Your how channel is birtue singling where you beleif that current movies specifically ones msde by disney are bad.

  • @Graphomite
    @Graphomite 19 часов назад

    The fact Velma has a perpetual catlipped cleft like a botoxed celebrity is enough visual info for me to tell this show exists in a superficial bubble.

  • @ShaeDubz
    @ShaeDubz 19 часов назад

    I dont understand why everyone hates this show, i think everyone needs to have a mind of there own. Scooby Doo is absolutely annoying and its always the same, you know who the villain is atthe very beginning of the show they'res no mystery at all.

  • @interregnum_
    @interregnum_ 20 часов назад

    "My college debt's paid off!" 🤣 Dear God, I almost choked on my drink. That's brilliant.

  • @wagerobot5231
    @wagerobot5231 20 часов назад

    Sony should adapt Marvel's comic series Trouble because it would be hilarious to watch them try to make a Romantic drama about young Ben and May Parker.

  • @liamspruyt
    @liamspruyt 20 часов назад

    lol okay the joke of "who will watch the WW2 documentaries" gave me a chuckle but you know that's about it!

  • @justhellbound4206
    @justhellbound4206 20 часов назад

    How the fuck did it get cleared for a second season?

  • @brickpuncher1429
    @brickpuncher1429 20 часов назад

    who knew that a show that was absolute shit had a still shitty second season Sarcasm aside, why the hell was the 2nd season greenlit in the first place?

  • @chimpshock7790
    @chimpshock7790 20 часов назад

    Just STFU and dance fir us monkeys...no one gives crap of your opinions..you are modern day court jesters..that's it!

    • @porg-fv8vi
      @porg-fv8vi 19 часов назад

      The thing is the jester had a role to tell the king about daily events in comedic way so that the king can help the people.

  • @omidahmad7726
    @omidahmad7726 20 часов назад

    The Movie Cynic 👍

  • @neji667
    @neji667 20 часов назад

    Do they not see the stupidity in complaining about "rich people" when they themselves are rich????? It drives me crazy